Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan jokes. (This list is from 2003 ( Read more... )

You Are 20% Texas
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This applies to people who have lived in the Valley. THE Valley. You know the one I mean ( Read more... )

A few days back when at work in the university, I went into a public restroom to get out of the cold. I could see that most of the stalls were taken. But it was very quiet. The women weren't moving or doing anything. Normally when people are in there, I hear sounds of bath tissue unrolling or water splashing or tinkle. But there was nothing. I ( Read more... )

Saw a license plate that said HEYDUDE.

I walked to the store today. There were a lot of dead crickets outside the store. One of them was still chirping, though ( Read more... )

So I went to buy a sandwich. The sandwich maker cut up the bread and was looking at me instead of his work when he asked me what I want on the sandwich. This caused him to cut his finger so bad that he had to leave, and he never returned to his work while I was there. Wow. He must have been too taken with my beautiful face and killer body to watch ( Read more... )